It’s even more fun if you read it really fast to some poor unsuspecting person:
Upon my foot, I have a shoe.
The plastic is all black and blue.
There is some white upon it, too,
But beyond that, I have no clue.
Within my shoe, I have a sock.
Over my clothes, I have a smock.
Upon my shelf, I have a clock,
And on my door, I have a lock.
I have a lock upon my door
Because within I keep a store
Of shoes and socks and so much more
Although I do not know what for.
Need I say more?
Have I mentioned yet my sock fettish?